As if Monday’s weren’t annoying enough, I was doing my daily ego-surfing on Google and came across this little gem. What the heck Google??? You’re officially the jerk of internet search engines. Bing, you can take a brake and step down from that title today (even though you’re still on notice because you’re the spawn of microsoft, a.k.a the DEVIL ) Anyway, the fact that Google has brought up the result “Good Friends Cereal,” perhaps the whitest of white people food next to the crumpet, vianna finger, granola mix, and veggie burger, is disturbing to say the very least. To be honest, I think Good Friends Cereal is the Wolf Blitzer of breakfast options and I’m offended. Thanks, Google. I’ll see you at the The Cracker Barrel….apparently
